Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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