Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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