Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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