Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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