Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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