doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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