You made me cry and you don't even care
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
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She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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