Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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