mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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