that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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