Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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