some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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