i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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