and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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