scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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