how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
the raccoons are back...
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