butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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