69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
