I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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