Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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