You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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