so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so let's talk penis.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My breasts were aching with rage.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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