That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
time to smoke my breakfast
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
