We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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