when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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