Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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