It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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