you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
whose parrot is this?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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