also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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