I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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