Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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