it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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