I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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