Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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