Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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