I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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