I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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