You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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