Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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