dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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