sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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