pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I am naked and annoyed.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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