I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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