Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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