I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
