She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
wakey wakey hands off snakey
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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