idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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