Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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