Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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