Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm jealous of your bromance
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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