I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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