you guys were way drunker than both of me
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Randomize
