I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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