so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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