Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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