It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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