i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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