I'm drive I can fine osifer
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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